Reality Check

Ok, folks. It is 64 degrees out today (SIXTY FUCKING FOUR) and I am erecting the mother of all Christmas trees in my living room. It does not feel right to be doing this. I need cold weather. Also, some snow. Snow would be helpful.

Its just too hot for a tree or cookie baking or any other XMAS related activity. It is also too hot to ice skate (I was just there and the Zamboni is crusing by every 15 minutes).

Bring on the cold! Except maybe not until after my office XMAS party because I am wearing these shoes:



Clearly, they are not meant for cold weather. And yes, the toenails will be bright red.

What I am reading: The McSweeney's Book of Lists
What I am listening to: Jackson Waters - Center of Attention