Transcripts, Pt. 5

Also known as "Sometimes it's better if your friends don't read your blog".

With JL, via e-mail:

JL: OK - seriously.
You have a YEAR to go on ONE DATE?
That is ridiculous.
I have changed the time frame to 2 months. Please update the bitch posse.
You need to get laid. I need to live vicariously through you.
Me: OMG, I would DIE (abslutely DIE!!!) if anyone tried to touch me in that way.
JL: me too. only i would die in a good way.