Dear Fox TV

Dear Fox TV,

I know that in the past we haven't always been on the best terms. I've referred to you as "the propoganda channel" or as the "White House channel" and you have labeled me as a "bleeding heart liberal". Then you got a couple of good shows (READ: House, Prison Break) and I became a little forgiving. But now we've got to have a talk. Or as my father would say, "A Come To Jesus Meeting".

You fuckers got me emotionally invested in the relationship between one Michael Scofield and Dr. Sara Tancredi. We will not mention my faults or habits of getting wayyyy too into fictional characters; we are here to discuss your transgressions. TV Guide just reported that Dr. Sara Tancredi will no longer be a part of the show. What the fuck? You spent 2 years building up this relationship and now she is out? Also, I know you are going to introduce a new love interest, probably just in time for November sweeps. How the fuck are you going to top the woman who:

A. Gets completely jealous and distant after you get a "non-conjugal" conjugal visit from your mail order bride who is actually smuggling "break out of jail equipment" into jail.
B. Helped Michael break out of prison (after 1 kiss).
C. Finally learned to break that stupid code in the origami cranes.
D. Went on the lam with him....and his brother.
E. Uncovered a conspiracy going to the depths of the US govt.....which also coincidentally cost her father his life after she involved him.
F. Almost went to jail for Michael (but was saved just in time by that magnificent bastard Agent Kellerman. This, of course, takes place after the episode in which Kellerman tortures her).
G. Ummmm, Mike still owes Sara beer....and a steak.

Mostly, I'm just concerned about "G". Seriously Fox, I'm giving you 2 episodes and then I'm outta there.

What I am reading: The Gue is a funny man, plus he has a Doctorate in Ass-kicking from Real Life U.
What I am listening to: Mozez - Baby Blue