Do you know people like this?

So, I have this friend whom I love and adore. I am not mentioning her name here because I want her to stay my friend, but, sometimes she does really bizarre things. For example, last week her vacuum cleaner caught fire because she accidentally got her hair extensions caught in it (how does that even happen?). I have suggested to her several times that she should install closed circuit TV in her house and sell a subscription. Stuff likes this happens to her all the time . It's comedy gold.



Take for example this picture. I mean, seriously. When you go out to dinner with your friends do they make a sandwich from the salad and bread that the waiter brings before the entree? See, I didn't think so.

What I am reading: I have a renewed interest in my Audubon field guides. Mr. Little Man has developed an intense interest in insects so I bought him the kid's field guide. now we go around the park, catch stuff and identify what we caught. He likes science; I am so excited.
What I am listening to: Nick Drake - Pink Moon.