I can not stop watching Project Runway

Bravo TV is currently airing season 4 of Project Runway. I've never really paid much attention to the show although my friends regularly rave about it. They always have heated discussions about who should be "in" and who should be "out". I am now officially addicted. A look at the candidates, according to me:

Christian - "If I were a diva my name would be Ferosh", "OH MY GOD, she is so high fashion", "OH MY GOD, she is so gorgeous", "All he does is costumes", "I'm young and I don't have a lot of press yet". I swear, this man says something to make me laugh out loud at least 3 times every episode. And his facial expressions are awesome! And the hair! And I am going to make all of my friends address me as Ferosh.

Jillian and Victorya; the 2 most boring contestants (Team Monochrome) were able to come up with an amazing coat (It was a black satin trench with a train....and pink plaid backing. Seriously. If my name were Ferosh I could totally pull it off) which they referred to as "80s punk/post apocolyptic". Ummmm, they do get that after the apocalypse no one will care about who is wearing what based solely on the fact that most of us will be dead, right? No matter what this team also brought out the jodphurs (JODPHURS!); and I just can't get mad about that.

Rami - I love your dresses. They're incredibly feminine and they hang beautifully, but every design is a variation of the same dress. Also, your type A personality and need to mentally beat up on people with a weaker personality than your own has outed you as an asshole.

Ricky - Dude, you have GOT to stop crying every episode. You need to go home. Also please note that you have to stop making your dresses look like lingerie and most importantly, NOT EVERY WOMAN IS A SIZE 2.

Sweet P - Your ready-to-wear dress this week was super cute and appropriate for women of different ages and sizes. Which is something that I appreciate immensely. Plus, I want us to discuss your tattoos and our boy problems while we drink coffee.

Chris - You got kicked off and them they brought you back. You are the lesson that 1 bad dress will banish you.

Also, I will never get tired of telling Michael Kors to shut up. I thought it would get old, but it has not. Has he done anything of significance lately?

bonus reason - my love for Tim Gunn and his christening of the team of Chris/tian as "TEAM FIERCE".

What I am listening to: Best For Me - Tyler James and Amy Winehouse. OK, here is another example of brilliant (blue eyed soul) music you can only get in the UK. What gives?