I Love You, Le Creuset.

Last Wednesday I received a very large package at my office. I didn't open it immediately because I thought it was office stuff. I could not have been more wrong. It was 3 (THREE!!!) gorgeous pieces of red Le Creuset.

I searched the box...there is no packing list, no bill, nothing. The goods came directly from Le Creuset, but I don't who ordered them. Since I've never received $500 worth of cookware in one shot I'm guessing someone out there loves me very, very much. I just don't know who.

These items didn't come from my Amazon wish list so it has to be someone that knows I collect red Le Creuset. This narrows the pool of suspects down considerably. I've called them all (starting with my mother) but no one will fess up.

I want to thank you. Hell, I want to cook you delicious food using them.

Just tell me who you are.

P.S. Would I be completely out of line if I mentioned that should you feel like dropping another 5 bills on me I really, really like the Louboutin Prive Cork Slingbacks? I wear a 41 and my birthday is next month. You know, in case.