Random thoughts whilst washing dishes

1. When did I start thinking about mortgages and interest rates? Oh my God, am I officially an adult now?
2. Illinois is sooooo beating North Carolina’s ass tonight!
3. Damn, I need to remember to water the plants.
4. Should I increase my life insurance policy?
5. Daylight savings rocks!
6. Do I have to go to work tomorrow? Would anyone notice if I didn’t show up?
7. I should re-tile the bathroom.
8. Why are there Legos on the floor?
9. Oh my God, the neighbor is walking around in her underwear again!
10. How much money do I need to retire by the time I’m 40? What do I have to do to make sure I win the lottery tonight?
11. If only 2 people live in my house why are there 7 dirty glasses?