Gifts From Far Away Places

Dear CV,

Had a shitty, shitty, crappy day at work. When I finally made it home I found a package on my doorstep. A package from Japan. A package from you! How completely psyched was I? I totally appreciated the fact that you wrote "ceramic vase" on the US Customs declaration in a effort to thwart the local authorities and/or me. You should have written sake in ceramic vase, just to see if anyone noticed.

Thank you for always thinking of me on your travels and for being a great friend. I miss you terribly and look forward to seeing YOU instead of gifts from far away places.

Love,
Nadine