Dear Gmail

Dear Gmail,

I don't know if you've noticed or not but I have not been able to access my e-mail for 2 damn days. Thats like 6 years in Interweb time. Its damn near crippling and its interrupting my work.

Please fix your server or whatever the problem is because this just can not continue.

Thanks,
Nadine

I have not read or listening to anything today. I watched the Olympic biathlon. I love the biathlon. I am convinced I'd be good at it. Sure, I haven't skied in about 10 years, but I am a damn good shot. Actually, one of my nicknames in college was Shotgun. Although, admittedly, it wasn't because of my shooting ability.