Phone Sex & Subbies

Every now and then someone I know asks me if I have ever considered a carrer in phone sex. Now, usually, I get this question from vendors at my job and occassionally customers. It is happening with increasing frequency which make me suspect that my voice is changing, because I think I sound like an obnoxious jackass, not a seductive temptress.

Of course, after being asked that question TWICE today, I started wondering:

A. Where does one go to get a job in phone sex? Do you send in a resume to someone? What are the hiring requirements, heavy breathing? Is there a Union?
B. What does phone sex pay? You would think it would be alot, right? Do they have good benefits?
C. Could I work part time?

Isn't it sad how my mind works?

Before I know it I realize that I can't have phone sex unless I'm a subbie because the entire time I'd be thinking about how desperate you'd have to be in order to call a phone sex line. (On an unrelated note, this is alot like the Porn Store Paradox (PSP). The PSP says that you can't really think ill of someone in a porn store because in order to know that they are in a porn store you must also be in the porn store. Just because I know the terminology doesn't mean I am one.) And then suddenly I just loose what little bit of curiosity I had.

What I am reading: Currently going through a couple of books on Autism. I went to a parent teacher conference yesterday and want to see how the books compare to his teacher's thoughts/methods.
What I am listening to: The Garden State Soundtrack