Mind Jumble

This is not a proper post, but rather, a jumble of things going on in my mind today:

1. Where the hell is my passport? I am leaving on Sunday and I need it. Although, the passport folks told me that I could travel with my expired passport for up to a year (dude, that makes no sense at all....if you aren't gonna honor the expiration date then why even have one?).

2. Shut up Shani Davis! You won the gold medal; Congratulations. You ran (skated) an amazing race and I would have admired you if you had kept your mouth shut. But, no, you had to get on worldwide television and complain that your teammate(s) did not congratulate you. This does not make them look like jerks; it makes you look like a jerk. Is it not enough to win the gold......does humiliating your teammates make you feel better? You're an ass.

3. When is the trend of ultra low rise pants going to be over? I need to buy pants and the mere sight of my body is proof that I have given birth and will NEVER be able to wear low rise pants. Unless I get plastic surgery, which I am not planning on at the moment.

4. I generally always have a "TV boyfriend", but this season I have a "TV girlfriend". Sandra Oh, how much do I love you? You have as many relationship issues as I do and it is refreshing to see on TV (on an unrelated note - George, how could you sleep with Meredith? That is all kinds of wrong, wrong, WRONG!!).

What I am reading: Recaps on Television Without Pity.
Also, I am still on my Hemingway kick and have been reading a book of his short stories every night.
What I am listening to: Dave Brubeck. I actually listen to more Jazz than anything else, although you would never guess that by reading this blog. I love all things Jazz. Hell, I even named my son after a famous Jazz musician.