I May Be Going Straight To Hell

This may be the most brilliant thing I've seen in a month.

I know its not nice to make fun of the recently deceased, but damn, I laughed out loud. And I am only slightly ashamed.

New Addition

This is my friend Dave:


This is where he took me for lunch:


This is what I got:


I've wanted a tattoo for a very long time, but I have committment issues. This one is very small and in spot that isn't visible unless I want it to be (or all of my hair falls out).

I'd heard alot about how painful it would be, but honestly, it wasn't even mildly uncomfortable. The sound of the tattoo gun is actually the thing that is most jarring. Apparently I'm supposed to go back in 3 weeks once the color settles to have it "touched up". So far, so good.

What I am reading: I've given up reading for the time being. My head was about to explode.
What I am listening to: The Academy Is... - Santi

You can thank me later

Yesterday was Cinco de Mayo and the Food Club decided to get together and celebrate. None of us knows anything about Mexican history but we are united in the fact that independence of any kind should be celebrated with margaritas. I make really good margaritas. Now, I know you are thinking that you make good margaritas, but I assure you that mine are better; here is the recipe:

12 oz. frozen concentrated limeade
12 oz. Tequila (make sure you use the good stuff)
12 oz. Ginger ale
1 Corona
lots of ice

Salt the rim of your glass and you are good to go.
You can thank me later.

What I am reading: Danny gave me an orchid for my birthday. Orchids have always intimidated me, so I’ve started reading up on them. It’s my new obsession
What I am listening to: R. Kelly & Usher - Same Girl