Spring ahead, fall back

I pluck my eyebrows in my car. As far as bad habits go, it's still way better than voting Republican (like any of you thought otherwise).

Through incredibly scientific methods (and VOODOO!) I have determined that the optimal time to commence with plucking is as soon as I get off the NJ Turnpike en route to my house after work. It is optimal for several reasons:

1. MEANS: I sit in 10-15 minutes of standstill traffic from the turnpike exit to my turnoff with ZERO traffic.
2. MOTIVE: The wait is 1 lane. This means there is no one on my left or my right to gawk at my tweezing.
3. OPPORTUNITY: Perfect lighting
4. When my visor is down (duh! the mirror is on the opposite side) even the person in the car ahead of me can't see what I am doing. This was determined through incredibly scientific methods (and VOODOO!).

And now of course it is getting darker and darker earlier and earlier. Daylight saving is no more. Which means I can't pluck. I just don't get the same results when I do it in the privacy of my own bathroom.

So, in a nutshell, as soon as I become Queen of the Universe I'll make sure that we have daylight at all the opportune times. Never mind that thing about the sun and the rotation of the Earth on its axis or any of that other crap. I'm gonna make it happen.