Overheard at lunch

You think you're just gonna go have a slice with a girlfriend, but then you hear the pimply teenager behind you say, "Dude, that was way worse than the time I got gonorrhea."

And just like that their conversation becomes much more interesting than your own.

What I am reading: Middlesex - Jeffrey Eugenides
What I am listening to: The Way I Am - Ingrid Michaelson. This has alot to do with that damn commercial.