Reason # 187 why I don't claim CT as family

So, today is the day after Valentines Day. This is the day that my brother typically refers to as "The Side Bitch's Valentines Day". Apparently, you can't take your "side bitch" out on VD because that is the day you have to spend with you significant other; February 15 is the day that the side bitch is stuck with. He used to make it a point to call me on VD to see if I was home and then he'd say something like, "So, are you celebrating SBVD this year?"

The scariest part of all of this is that my brother is now raising a child. I can't wait until my nephew is a teenager.

What I am reading: The Dread Host's Compendium of Immortal Leeches
What I am listening to: John Legend - Heaven