No, really, it's true.

To every single cop show that has been on in the air in the last 10 years,

I do not, for a single second, believe that female cops wear 4" stilettos when doing any of the following:

1. Kicking in a door
2. Taking part in a midnight raid on a meth lab
3. Collecting any kind of blood evidence
4. Going out on a manhunt for a serial killer
5. A 3 day stake out

Since stilettos are expensive I'm going to go out on a limb and say that woman also aren't going to wear them to chase a criminal down the street. We would never risk breaking a heel, or even scuffing a tip. I also happen to know that bullet proof vests are not an ideal accessory to high heels.

Please correct your shows accordingly.

Also, BREAKING NEWS!! TOP PRIORITY!! The most exciting thing to happen in 2008!!
New Kids on the Block are getting back together for a tour. No, really. They were on Good Morning America earlier today and I've already gotten 2 phone calls asking if I wanted to get concert tickets.

I do not.

Lastly, I've been a wee bit sad the last couple of days (still trying to balance the hormones), so I got a text from a friend this morning asking how I was doing. I told him I was still sad but that today would be an AWESOME day because BATTLESTAR GALACTICA season 4 begins at 10 pm. T minus.....