Transcripts, Pt. 1

Backstory - I was supposed to have a date Saturday night and my girlfriends had been talking about it all week (What are you wearing? How are you doing you hair? Where are you going? You know the drill) Anyway, by Saturday I was SERIOUSLY ill and canceled the date. Here is the phone exchange from THURSDAY:

Jennifer: Hey, are you psyched about you date?

Me: Dude, I'm sick.

J: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! You are going on the date!

Me: Did not not just hear me say I am sick?

J: (mumbles something inaudible)

Me: Oh my God, Did you just say "So, your vagina still works"?

J: (laughs) No, I said your boobs will still look good. But it is true, the vagina still works, right?

This is the e-mail exchange from this morning:

J: How was the date????? i called you on saturday .... what's up? :-)
Me: Dude, I have bronchitis.
J: So I guess the real question is, does HE have bronchitis now too? Or did you skip out on the date because of infectious lung disease?

I love my friends. It is especially endearing that they are always looking out for my best interests.