Conundrum

Very few of my friends know that this blog exists. There are many reasons behind this decision and I joke that mainly its because I will eventually talk about them here. It's a joke because if I have anything mean to say about someone it will come in the form of a full frontal verbal assault, but hey, you never know.

I started blogging just because I needed a place to vent and also to save money on my therapy bill. It's worked out for me. I've also made alot of new friends because of this blog. And now I have a problem. I have no place to go when I want to talk about my internet friends.

Ignore the full frontal attack habit for a moment and think about it. Sometimes you just need a spot to work out your aggression without being mean. Sometimes you need to say something like, "I slept with my ex-boyfriend's sister", but both your ex-boyfriend AND his sister read the blog so where can you go? Also, just so you know I never slept with my ex-boyfriend's sister.

Or maybe you meet someone new and you figure the easiest way for them to get to know you is to read your blog. And you know what? They love your blog and then they ask you to never, EVER, write about them because they are smart enough to know that when you're a blogger everything is fair game and every little thing has the potential to become a feature story. Like your friend making a sandwich out of the pre dinner salad and bread.

All of these things come together and facilitate the need for a second, super secret blog. Fellow bloggers, what do you say? I think we should make it a group effort.

On an unrelated note I LOVE this shoe:


These are Louboutins and they cost $770.00. Now, I am notoriously cheap, but even if I wasn't I have better things to spend $770.00 on (plus, I'd have to put the same amount of money in Mr. Little Man's college fund). So, what I need is a knock off because I adore this shoe. Tell me where to find them. Also, if you could direct me to the same shoe in maybe a champagne color (oooh, perhaps in a slingback), that would be awesome.

What I am reading: I just bought a bunch of books for Mr. Little Man for Christmas....all Caldecott winners.
What I am listening to: The National - Available