By The Numbers: The Company Christmas Party

Number of people in attendance: 34
Number of drinks consumed: 3 (in 6.5 hours)
Number of people whose blood alcohol level was above the legal limit: 30
Number of drunk people that tried to kiss me: 3
Number of sober people that tried to kiss me: 0
Number of drunk people who tried to touch me inappropriately: 1
Number of sober people who tried to touch me inappropriately: 0
Number of times I danced: 1 (in an effort to get away from the drunk, inappropriate toucher)

Unrelated: I belong to the PTA. On Tuesday we are throwing a holiday party for the teacher's at my son's school. Tuesday is also the same day that Order of the Phoenix comes out on DVD. My PTA duties are throwing off the geeky fangirl that lives and breathes inside my body because all I want to do is ship my child off to school and lay in bed and watch Harry Potter. The movie wasn't even that great, but Helena Bonham Carter plays a really great Bellatrix Lestrange (just look at how crazy she looks when she disapparates inside the fireplace after the battle at the Ministry of Magic).