A Steve Wozniak to call my own

Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List is back on TV. I have no problem admitting that I absolutely adore Kathy Griffin. She's cute and feisty and I can't help but feel like if we knew each other in real life she'd be an instant member of the bitch posse.

Kathy is not grabbing my attention at all this season and the reason why? STEVE WOZNIAK. She can not compete. There were 3 things that did it for me:

#1 - Watching him ride up the driveway on his Segway
#2 - Watching him hack Kathy's iPhone
#3 - Bringing Kathy chocolates and then not eating any himself because he doesn't really like chocolate (MORE FOR ME!)

All of these things are so deliciously dorky that I couldn't help but become smitten. This guy is totally up my alley. Not too thin...super smart...totally aDORKable and he seems to have a generally sunny disposition. Seriously, I sit rapt in front of the TV waiting for him to make his entrance. I have absolutely no idea what Team Griffin is doing.

Usually I don't like to go for the billionaires (I like the thousandaires) because I don't really feel like I have a lot in common with them. They generally have a hard time identifying with the problems of a single mother. But dammit, the Woz shops at Men's Wearhouse and loves their 2 for $199 deal. Honestly? How can you not love the 2 for $199 deal? And he could teach me how to hack an iPhone while I ate an entire bag of Hershey's Kisses that I didn't even have to share with him (ummm, not that I have ever done that).

It really is too bad for Steve that I am currently not taking boyfriend applications.

What I am reading: For the past couple of weeks MSNBC has been doing a series about being "Multiracial in America", which I really love.
What I am listening to: I'm playing old school today...The Police - Don't Stand So Close to Me.