A Brief Conversation with my mother

The phone rings I RUN to answer it.

Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Ummm, talking to you on the phone. I had to run to catch it in time.
Mom: Are you in your underwear?
Me: Ummm, yes. But only because I had to run to catch the phone.
Mom: Are your blinds open?
Me: (with annoyance in my voice) Yes, mother.
Mom: Close them, nobody wants to see you in your underwear.
Me: Stop calling me.

That conversation should explain everything about me.

What I am reading: EW
What I am listening to: Borne - The Guide